There is a place... or a state or condition, or something... called alt.religion.kibology into which I stumbled sometime during the 90s.  Memory, mercifully, fails me.  It is an anthology of wacky humour, a small vocal community surrounded and rendered paranoid by an enormous mass of more or less malevolent lurkers.  Defining ark is like trying to scotch tape durian pudding to an orange traffic cone.  Herewith, some few posts from said group.  One of my favourites is an attempt to define ark's founder, one James "Kibo" Parry.  Enjoy.  Or not--- as you wish.