From: "Lleah" <leahv@seanet.com>

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology

Subject: Re: Praise Kibo....

Date: Sat, 20 Apr 2002 16:50:26 GMT

 

> Someone mind telling me who he is? :PP

 

He's the little ball in the bottom of those imported cans of beer.

He's the groove the cat licked out of the box of cookies.

He's the reason bumblebees can fly.

You know how when you make blueberry waffles, and there's one beautiful

blueberry sitting in the middle of one of the squares?  Okay, he's not that

blueberry.  He's the space surrounding it.

He's the reason people use "M"s as "W"s in signage.

He's 20 bucks, same as in Brookline.

He's the broken exhibits in any science museum.

He's the thing your cat sees when it suddenly goes nuts for no reason. …

Kibo is a choking hazard.

Kibo is the sound of faraway bees.

Kibo is that feeling you get when you're finishing up a good morning yawn.

Kibo is that part of your brain that suddenly says "amoeba" or "miniscus" or "corndog" for no particular reason.

Kibo is the guy who waited until Jesus carried that one guy across the beach?  And then he played in the footprint-shaped tidepools.

  -L