Unified District of  Usenet,

Unincorporated Township of Alt.Religion.Kibology

is proud to present the current class  of   

Mount Kibo High

Our Principal:

 Murray R. Kibo 

Class Motto:

"You're Allowed!"

 

Our Headmaster:

Dr. John Salt

 

CLASS OFFICERS

Nick Bensema, Class President

James Vandenberg, Vice-President, Future Doctors of Austria

Dave DeLaney, Secretary

 

JoeBay, Treasurer, Future Cancer Biologists of America

Tim Serpas, Valedictorian, Class Poet

 

SPORTS FACULTY

Tom Kraemer, Swim Coach

Timmy Chuma, Cheerleader

John Burrage, Competitve Eating

Dean LeNort, Basketball

 

Madge, Cricket Coach
 

 

Bryce Utting, Crew Coxswain

Matthew Martin, Dressage, Jumping, Steeplechase

Tim Connors, Cycling Coach

  

      

ACADEMIC FACULTY

A. Funk, Computational Linguistics

A. Plutonium, Theoretical Physics

K. Wilson,  English Composition, Shop

N. Kriho, Music and Photography

G. Knickerbocker, Russian, Chorus

W.T. Once, Archivist, Animal Husbandry

A. Plorkwort, Latin, English, Librarian

 

P. Rootbeer,  Intro Logic, Intro Philosophy

T. Willis, Firearms Proficiency

S.L. Sheppard, Film

T.L.Mari, Comportment and Social Skills

  

M. Terri, Special Needs

  

M.Edwards, Math, Science, Drug Diversion

 

 

STAFF

Rev. Frogg, School Chaplain

R.M.Holt, School Physician

P. Toblerone, School Counselor

P.Zixia, Tech Support

Darla, Cafeteria Lady
 

C.McGonnell, Hall and Lawn Monitor

L. Geist, Maintenance, Engineering

O. Bahn, Security, Limo Driver

  

 

OUR CLASS MASCOT

"FAT BASTARD"